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Hannah Werdmuller at Geek Pop

by Hannah Werdmuller

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Well, it's come to my attention And I feel that I must mention Though in life I've been a useless ho-bag I'm not meeting one iota Of the potential that I oughtta But I'd make a pretty excellent growbag So put me in the ground Let me show you what I got Plant pansies in my panties And forget-me-not That cold, damp earth is calling me To make a really shitting big horse chestnut tree So please put me in the ground Well I've got big ambitions for decomposition I'd get such satisfaction from some capillary action Boy, a girl's got needs, so please tend to my weeds And if my belly could blossom, oh, that would be awesome ... So put me in the ground Let me show you what I got Plant pansies in my panties And forget-me-not That cold, damp earth is calling me To make a really shitting big horse chestnut tree So please put me in the ground Imagine the bugs in my ugly mug If I had Rosa rugosa in my oral mucosa I'm all doom and gloom without a damn good legume I want beet in my feet, fruit in my boot Seeds in my sleeves and leaves in my knees Vervain in my brain, bane in my veins And the best evergreen there's ever been So put me in the ground Let me show you what I got 'Cause nothing fertilises Like a plantar fasciitis That cold, damp earth is calling me To make a really shitting big horse chestnut tree So please put me in the ground And just remember that one might Require indirect sunlight But please put me in the ground
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Much of the ocean is not yet explored Though submarines pootle about the sea floor Discovering new species wherever they go Such as elephant-like-squid and eels that glow The following formula’s certainly true Of predation dynamics down in the blue From the tiniest plankton to the biggest species yet: One thing they eat, by another are ate And here is where a dilemma arises For the noble phytoplankton photosynthesises And is thus confined to where the sun shines through And so by necessity what eats them too But in the photic zone it is easier to see The surface is a dangerous place to be The darkness it offers substantial protection From becoming some predator’s tasty confection So to the surface fishies travel at night When there’s less chance of being espied in the light But during the day to escape predation They return deeper down, and that’s diurnal migration!

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This set is part of the Geek Pop 2011 festival at geekpop.co.uk

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released March 10, 2011

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